You asked me what I just called myself. It was lactard. I told you it was offensive. You had a theatre union lanyard hanging from your pocket. I think toronto’s. You ordered a iced coffee with almond milk and an apple fritter which we had to wait eons for because they were a bit scrambled behind the till. You spoke up asking for our orders. No cheese croissant for my gang! You drove off in an suv car with a tiny tear drop trailer. You were so tall and it was sooo small!!