Shirt Stain

You are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on, and I'm sorry I said you looked like Abercrombie and Fitch. You probably think I'm a sell-out for not throwing you out of the cab during your fake Romney support rant, but if it was a test please understand it was only a matter of being dazzled by your loveliness. I know it was just for the night [you dirtbag], and if you had wanted my number you would have asked for it, but if I see you around sometime my little heart will light up like the fourth of July.

When: Saturday, November, 17 2012

Where: Astoria


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Nov 28, 2012 at 10:46am

I'm pretty sure this is for a dude.

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