Looking for something to do on Saturday? The Straight’s got you covered. Here are 58 events happening in or around Vancouver on Saturday, December 22.

CONCERTS

Vancouver electro-funk DJ duo the Funkhunters play the Commodore Ballroom, with guests Mat the Alien and Neon Steve.

Local indie-rock band Calpurnia plays the second of two nights at the Vogue Theatre.

The Creber Family and guests perform festive classics by the Carpenters at West Van's Kay Meek Arts Centre.

Resident DJs Physik, Arems, and Freeky P. perform at A Very Merry Cabana Christmas Party at Cabana Lounge.

Local funk-soul dance band Deep Seated performs at the Roxy Cabaret.

BENEFITS

The fourth annual Big Elf Run at Lumberman's Arch features two lengths for adults and one length for kids, a live DJ, dancing, and free coffee and hot chocolate, with proceeds to Canuck Place Children's Hospice.

The annual Lights of Hope charity Christmas-lights display on St. Paul's Hospital features more than 100,000 lightbulbs and supports the St. Paul’s Foundation.

CHRISTMAS

The annual VanDusen Festival of Lights is a winter wonderland featuring approximately one-million Christmas lights.

Hear stories by the fire, taste a chestnut roasted over the fire, and take a guided tour at A Fort Langley Christmas at Fort Langley National Historic Site of Canada.

FOOD AND DRINK

The Riley Park Winter Farmers Market at Nat Bailey Stadium features produce from over 70 farms, plus coffee and food trucks.

KIDS' STUFF

Experience the old-fashioned magic of Christmas at Burnaby Village Museum's Heritage Christmas.

SPORTS

The Vancouver Canucks take on the Winnipeg Jets in National Hockey League action at Rogers Arena.

COMEDY

Canadian comedian Tim Nutt performs the third of three nights of standup at the Comedy Mix.

Vancouver comedian Toby Hargrave performs the third of three nights of standup at Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club.

ARTS ETCETERA

Douglas Coupland’s radical art installation at the Vancouver Aquarium, Vortex, takes an imaginative journey to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, immersing viewers in the ocean-plastic pollution crisis.

DANCE

Goh Ballet’s rendition of The Nutcracker at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre features a cast of over 250 dancers, actors, and gymnasts.

Royal City Youth Ballet presents The Nutcracker at New Westminster's Massey Theatre.

MUSIC

The Vancouver Cantata Singers present A Christmas Reprise XVI at the Holy Rosary Cathedral in the afternoon and at Queens Avenue United Church in the evening.

THEATRE

Final performance at the Cultch Historic Theatre of Little Dickens, Ronnie Burkett’s raucous, adults-only take on the beloved holiday classic, A Christmas Carol.

Performance at the York Theatre of East Van Panto: Wizard of Oz, in which Dorothy and Toto are flung to the magical Land of Oz, aka Nanaimo and Hastings.

Performance at Richmond's Gateway Theatre of a new musical adaptation of the holiday classic It's a Wonderful Life, based on the Frank Capra film.

The Arts Club Theatre Company presents a performance at Goldcorp Stage at the BMO Theatre Centre of Blind Date, Rebecca Northan's fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants fusion of clown, improv, theatre, and social experiment.

The Arts Club Theatre Company presents Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley, Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon's holiday confection filled with classic Jane Austen charm, at the Granville Island Stage.

Carousel Theatre for Young People presents A Charlie Brown Christmas and You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown at the Waterfront Theatre.

Re-imagining of C.S. Lewis’s classic tale of hope, change, and sacrifice, The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, at Pacific Theatre.

The Arts Club Theatre Company presents the fairy-tale musical, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, at the Stanley Industrial Alliance Stage.

Performance at Metro Theatre of King Arthur's Court, a whimsical tale about a boy who becomes a king.

Performance at North Van's Deep Cove Shaw Theatre of the seasonal pantomime Santa in Space.

GALLERIES

Body Language: Reawakening Cultural Tattooing of the Northwest at the Bill Reid Gallery sees guest curator Dion Kaszas of the Nlaka’pamux First Nation trace the deep-rooted traditions of Indigenous tattooing, piercing and personal adornment.

Hunkpapa Lakota (Sioux) artist Dana Claxton addresses the oppressive legacies of colonialism through photography, film, video and performance in Dana Claxton: Fringing the Cube at the Vancouver Art Gallery.

The Vancouver Art Gallery presents the Canadian premiere of Guo Pei: Couture Beyond, the first-ever fashion exhibition in the Gallery’s history, which traces the evolution of China’s foremost couturière over 10 years.

Batia Suter: Parallel Encyclopedia Extended at Polygon Gallery is an installation of photographic reproductions that highlight the proliferation of digital images.

Polit-Sheer-Form Office at Vancouver Art Gallery's Offsite is the first Canadian exhibition by the Chinese contemporary art collective.

Discover the Vancouver Art Gallery’s permanent collection through an exhibition of nearly 90 paintings, drawings, photographs, and sculptures in A Curator’s View: Ian Thom Selects.

Looking at Persepolis: The Camera in Iran 1850-1930 at Polygon Gallery features contemporary video and photographic works by Hannah Rickards and Batia Suter.

The Vancouver Art Gallery presents The Metamorphosis, an exhibition drawn from its collection that examines transformation and change.

Interface: The Woven Artwork of Jaad Kuujus at Bill Reid Gallery explores the intricate textile works and cedar weavings of the Kakwaka’wakw and Haida artist.

MUSEUMS

In a Different Light: Reflecting on Northwest Coast Art at the Museum of Anthropology at UBC features more than 110 historical indigenous artworks and explores what we can learn from these works and how they relate to indigenous peoples’ relationships to their lands.

Haida Now: A Visual Feast of Innovation and Tradition at the Museum of Vancouver is guest-curated by Kwiaahwah Jones and features more than 450 works by carvers, weavers, photographers and print makers, collected as early as the 1890s.

Shakeup: Preserving What We Value at the Museum of Anthropology at UBC explores the convergence of earthquake science and technology with Indigenous knowledge and oral history.

Marking the Infinite at the Museum of Anthropology at UBC features nine leading Aboriginal women who are revered matriarchs and celebrated artists from remote regions of Australia.

Richmond's Lipont Place hosts Titanic: The Artifact Exhibition, which focuses on the legendary RMS Titanic's compelling human stories through more than 120 authentic artifacts and extensive room re-creations.

Wild Things: The Power of Nature in Our Lives at the Museum of Vancouver delves into the life stories of local animals and plants—how they relate to each other and how they connect people to nature in the city.

In/Flux: Art of Korean Diaspora at the Museum of Vancouver features selected works of Jin-me Yoon, Junghong Kim, and Jin Hwa Kim, artists originally from the Republic of Korea now based in the Vancouver area.

ATTRACTIONS

The Vancouver Aquarium features almost 800 animal species in galleries ranging from Canada's Arctic to the Amazon rainforest.

West Vancouver's Cypress Mountain features skiing and snowboarding lessons, snowtubing park, cross-country ski trails, downhill skiing and snowboarding trails, and snowshoeing tours.

Parq Vancouver is a 24-hour casino with 600 slot machines and 75 table games, eight restaurants and lounges, and the sixth-floor outdoor Parq.

Science World features hundreds of interactive exhibits in five permanent galleries, live science demonstrations and workshops, and giant movies in the Omnimax Theatre.

At the Bloedel Conservatory you can take in more than 200 free-flying exotic birds and 500 exotic plants and flowers.

North Vancouver's Mount Seymour features skiing and snowboarding, lessons, chairlifts, terrain parks, tubing and tobogganing, and snowshoe trails.

The Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Classical Chinese Garden is an authentic representation of an age-old garden tradition that reached its peak in the Ming Dynasty.

North Vancouver's Grouse Mountain features a Skyride to the peak with views of the city and the Pacific Ocean, plus ziplines, skiing and snowboarding, a sliding zone, snowshoeing, and a skating pond.

MOVIES

Screenings at Vancity Theatre of Roma, director Alfonso Cuaron's drama about the goings-on in a middle-class household in Mexico City in 1970.

Screening at Vancity Theatre of director Satoshi Kon's 20003 animated film Tokyo Godfathers.

Screening at the Rio Theatre of Frank Kapra's classic 1946 Christmas drama It's a Wonderful Life, starring james Stewart and Donna Reed.

Screening at the Cinematheque of Ingmar Bergman's The Magic Flute.

Screening at the Cinematheque of director Henri-Georges Clouzot's documentary The Mystery of Picasso.

Afternoon screening at the Rio Theatre of Jon Favreau's 2003 Christmas comedy Elf, starring Will Farrell.

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