The Summer Issue: Comedian Patrick Maliha shares his ideal Vancouver day

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      Patrick Maliha

      Standup comedian and impressionist

      Dream Vancouver summer day: My dream Vancouver summer day is easily the one that I’ve lived more than a few times already: walk down to Jericho Beach before noon with my two children, Hutton (11) and Sadie (9). Find the perfect spot on the beach, right in front of one of the giant logs down by the ocean, spread out the blanket, lie in the sun, and watch the kids swim—well, watch my son swim out to the dock and jump off of it about a billion times and get dragged into the water by my daughter, making sure not to swear like a sailor about a thousand times due to the water being freezing. Then, to relax, hot dogs, veggie burgers, and fries from the concession stand, for lunch and dinner. Best. Day. Ever.

      Best summery Vancouver thing I’ve never done: I would love to do the Grouse Grind. I’ve only done it once and that was about 20 years ago during the fall. I hated it. Apparently, you’re supposed to go during the summer and then relax at the top after the hike with friends and a delicious time at the resto up there. Yah, none of that happened last time. Just a hike, complaining, and a lot of “Why is this fun?” #IFeelIveGrownAsAPersonAndWouldBeMuchBetterThisTimeAround

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