How do I talk to my boyfriend about penis size while keeping his ego intact?
I’m a Savage Lovecast listener, but I’m sending this question to your column because my boyfriend would for sure recognize my voice if I called the show. I’m 25, I live in Portland, and my boyfriend and I have been monogamous for five years. His dick is of average size. It’s not small enough for him to have dealt with the emotional baggage associated with “small dicks”. Yet, I’ve had sex with big dicks, and I would love to try one of those dick sheaths or extenders or whatever. But my boyfriend is a sensitive guy, and I feel like I’m going to permanently fuck up our sex life if I ask for one. How can I propose this without him feeling like his manhood is insufficient? I’ve heard you talk about how it’s best to share your kinks as if they were added bonuses—and not as if they were terminal cancers—but I can’t figure out how to talk about this without hurting his ego. Advice?
> Sincerely Loves Average Man
“Getting a sheath onto her boyfriend’s dick without hurting his feelings will be a bit tricky,” said Matthew Nolan of OhJoySexToy.com. “No matter their size, lads around the world are brought up with dick insecurities. Having said that, a dick sheath isn’t the worst thing in the world for her to bring to the table: it involves her boyfriend as a participant, and it keeps his dick in the loop.”
Matthew and his partner, Erika Moen, collaboratively create an informative, subversive, and entertaining weekly comic that focuses on the world of sex—from sex-toy reviews to interviews with people in the sex industry to sharing sex-education lessons. They research and write the text together, and Erika does all the drawing. Why comics?
“Sex education is typically very dry,” said Erika. “A wall of text about abstract concepts and then some alien diagrams—it’s really hard to relate that information to your own body. Comics are especially well equipped to teach people about their bodies, sexual options, and reproductive choices because they combine images and text together, making subjects approachable and visually appealing. And, hey, adding in a joke or two helps make people feel included in the conversation instead of being lectured at.”
In a recent comic, Matthew gave cock sheaths a try. Cock sheaths—for those of you who haven’t visited a sex-toy shop in a while—are a popular new sex toy that allows an average dude to be huge, and a huge dude to be ridiculous. They’re pliable-but-firm hollow dildos that a guy wears over his dick. The dude slides his hard, lubed-up dick inside the sheath, pulls his balls through a ring at the base that prevents the sheath from sliding off, and proceeds to bang away at his partner’s hole(s) like a porn star.
That’s the theory, anyway.
“The dick sheaths I tried weren’t the greatest thing for my partner and me,” Matthew said. “They dull the senses and turn your dick into an unwieldy mess. Despite owning a few, my preference is to use a big dildo on my partner instead of wearing a dick sheath.”
But if it’s a dick sheath you want, SLAM, Matthew has some advice about how to get one.
“SLAM should suggest going sex-toy shopping with her boyfriend,” Matthew said. “She could tell her boyfriend she’s in a filthy mood and fancies something big. She should put the emphasis on wanting him to give her some big-toy fucking and add that this is something that you can both do together. Have him help pick out different toys—like some big dildos—while saying encouraging things like ‘Ooohh, wouldn’t you like to fuck me with this one?’ When you come across the cock sheath, add it to your cart, explaining that it would be a perfect sex-toy solution for your mood.”
I’m going to break in here for a second: if you feel like your boyfriend might have a meltdown if you start talking about wanting something huge for a change—the implication being, of course, that he isn’t able to provide you with that something on his own (how big are his forearms?)—head to the sex-toy shop without any stated agenda and see how he reacts to the cock sheaths on display. If he recoils from them, SLAM, you might wanna steer him over to the body paints and bondage gear. But if he seems intrigued and not threatened by the cock sheaths, ask him how he’d feel about fucking you with one of those, without seeming too hugely invested in being fucked by one of those yourself.
And what do you do if you manage to leave the sex-toy store with a cock sheath and a boyfriend whose ego is still intact?
“Be encouraging about enjoying the extra size and having him fuck you with toys,” Matthew said. “When it comes to the sheath, keep it jovial: laugh about it and tell him he’s sexy. A fun atmosphere can help alleviate insecurities. And by the time you’re done and dusted, you’ll know better if you prefer him with or without the sheath.”
Go to OhJoySexToy.com to see examples of Erika and Matthew’s work. Their comic about pregnancy is particularly inspired and a great resource for parents who are having a hard time explaining where babies come from. Follow them on Twitter at @PlusTenStrength and @ErikaMoen.
I am a 22-year-old heterosexual female. I may possibly be bi, but I don’t know. I really like the dick, but I am attracted to women and fantasize about fucking a pretty woman with a strap-on. I asked my boyfriend of a year if I could live out my fantasy, but he said he doesn’t want me “fucking another woman like a man”. I asked if maybe I could do this to him instead, but he said no. I like BDSM, but the most he’ll do is hold my arms down and spank me. I’ve asked for other things—bondage, nipple clamps, paddles, et cetera—but he says that stuff takes too much time and the bother of it “kills the mood”. I offered to set up stuff beforehand—ropes already tied to the corners of the bed, for instance—but he doesn’t want me to do that because “what if someone saw it”. Am I just being inconsiderate and selfish? Maybe I’m asking too much, but I felt that I was beyond honest about all of this before we started dating. My ex-husband (yes, ex-husband: I got married at 16 and divorced last year) was never okay with any of this, either, and would call me a freak when I opened up about my desires, so I made sure not to hide them from my current boyfriend when we met. Now what am I supposed to do? Just drop it? Or should I talk to him? How do I talk to him?
> Confused And Sexually Denied
Yes, CASD, you should drop it—and by “it” I mean “him”.
You wasted five years of your life on a man who couldn’t meet your needs and sex-shamed you about your perfectly ordinary, perfectly average kinks. You’ve been with this new guy for a year, and he’s revealed himself to be every bit as lazy, inconsiderate, and sex-shamey as your ex-husband. DTMFA. There are tons of guys out there who would 1) be happy to indulge your kinks and 2) make lovely boyfriends and/or husbands. Go find one—or two or three or four.More
Sep 24, 2013 at 3:53pm
Am I the only one that see it as being asked to put on a costume? When a woman puts on a sexy maid outfit are you saying that she doesn't know how to clean so you need her to fake it for a night? A naughty school girl means you think she's dumb normally and need her to seem "smart" sometimes?
It's a dangerous subject I don't deny that but saying anyone should surpress their desires is selfish and a little ignorant. If the conversation is too hard to have the idea of going to a store just to see his reaction is a good one. This women undrestands there could be reprecussions and doesn't want to chance that, but wants to explore it if the option is on the table. "ask and you shall receive" comes to mind, same with "nothing ventured, nothing gained".
As long as the care and attention is spent to gauge the situation and know that it may not happen depending on on his reaction to the toy in the store, then I don't see the problem.
Talk openly about it
Oct 16, 2013 at 11:27pm
I talked to my guy stating this
"I don't want you to take offense of this because its something you have no control over and I recognize that. But when we have sex, I don't always feel it. Maybe because we only do one position, but it also may have to do with the size of your penis. Now, I don't mind the size of your penis, because I love the man behind the penis even more. Can we talk openly about this?"
FuriousAverage (guy with good intentions)
Nov 5, 2013 at 7:21pm
This is what happens when sexual evolution gets to have it's way while science is yet to alter our biological conditions -_-' I'm a 15x14" guy, obviously yet to please a woman FULLY. The thought of her not enjoying our sex fully as I would is far more devastating than occationally having to strap on a sleeve to my dick. I approve of penis sleeves. I have no vagina, but i know what it'd be like to only have my shaft stimulated.
To all you ladies; We men can ALLWAYS come. I KNOW I can come with a sleeve strapped on, provided that the head isn't covered. I understand girth is most important, so if we could meet halfway I'd happily do it.
Of course, there's a longing to have an actual dick that can reach into your deepest spot.. There's so much more to sex than just orgasm. Being filled I imagine can be a very intence experience, regardless of the pleasure itself- to a woman. I imagine I'd feel the same could I hit her bottom/cul de sac.
It's a evolutionary tragedy that over 80% of us men can't fill or even please women perfectly- while all women can please a regular man.. I wish we all had more time for research and science on this matter, that we might one day pefect the mutual ecstacy between men and women.
Nov 11, 2013 at 3:04am
Why is everyone assuming that this girl is 'unhappy' with her guy's penis size? She is simply wanting to share/explore different experiences with her current partner.
I say the guy is incredibly lucky to have a woman that respects him enough to be as open and honest as possible with him, while at the same time having the sensitivity to be aware of his potential (unfounded) insecurities.
Good luck to the both of you.
Nov 30, 2013 at 2:35pm
To the oct 16 comment:
If a girl said that to me I think I would be impotent forever.
If a girl I loved said this to me I suppose I would kill myself. I couldn't cope with the pain.
Life is so cruel. THe OP, like most girls prefers large, and deeply misses the big dicks in her past, and is willing to destroy her partner by bringing up the issue.
I feel sorry for her- its not her fault she has these powerful desires- she's just being honest.
And I fell sorry for him- he probably has no idea the women he loves finds his dick too small.
Its like a dagger in the heart.
Aug 4, 2014 at 10:32pm
Iv a small dick and it makes me so depresses!