What’s the most unusual location where you’ve masturbated?

Where's the weirdest place you've wacked it?

Female Responses

• Against a transport truck trailer in a parking lot at night.

• Airplane bathroom.

• An airplane seat with people beside me.

• At a skating rink.

• At my cubicle at work.

• At work in a projectionist both during a class on sexuality at the university I worked.

• Aunt's bathroom.

• Baskin Robbins.

• Bathroom at work in a clients' house when i turned on the TV and the end of their porn rental was still playing.

• B.C. ferry to Bowen Island, driver's seat of my car at the front of the deck.

• Boss's office.

• Carpet store.

• Crowded Greyhound bus with my coat over my lap.

• Cubicle on BC Ferries.

• Doc’s office.

• Driving on the highway.

• Empty Greyhound bus.

• Family friends' son’s bed.

• Gas station bathroom.

• Grandparents’ bed.

• Hotel with my dad in the adjoining bedroom.

• I masturbate everywhere (work, school, friends' houses), but I guess in a hammock strung up inside my friend's van.

• In a hostel in Prague.

• In a library.

• In a rock-climbing gym.

• In car while driving with help of vibrating cellphone.

• In my car driving 120 down the Sea to Sky Highway.

• Inside and infrared sauna

• In the wings of a play I was in.

• Laying on the moss inside a teepee frame in the middle of the forest.

• Library bathroom. Great study break.

• McDonald’s bathroom.

• Movie theatre to Moulin Rouge.

• My work—staff lunch area.

• Nakiska ski resort in the control tower.

• On the skytrain while using the vaginal balls.

• On top of a piano.

• Public shower.

• Public washroom.

• Silently in a minivan full of sleepers heading to Bangkok.

• Sister's piano teacher’s living room.

• Sitting at my desk while being texted naughty things during work hours.

• Steam room @ Gold's Gym.

• Tanning bed.

• The bathroom at St. Paul's Hospital. Also, in a playground.

• The bathroom of an art gallery.

• The Blue Bus! (West Vancouver Bus).

• Whilst on Skype.

 

Male Responses

• A crowded bus.

• A roof.

• A warehouse bathroom during a shift one night.

• Airplane seat.

• Airplane washroom.

• At a roadside tourist pullout.

• At my desk at work while people around.

• At the beach.

• At work using a coworker's shoes.

• Austin hostel bathroom.

• Back of a pickup truck.

• Bank.

• Baseball stadium, bleachers during a pro game.

• Bathroom at a major sports arena.

• Bathtub on the QE2.

• B.C. Lions game.

• Blarney Castle, Ireland.

• Bottom of a mountainside facing the beach and ocean.

• Cemetary.

• Changeroom in a Bootlegger.

• Chinese restaurant bathroom.

• Church bathroom.

• Church choir.

• Church parking lot.

• Church yard.

• Coffee shop bathroom.

• Construction site.

• Cruise ship.

• Date’s parents’ bed,while over for dinner!

• Disneyland.

• Doctor's office.

• Douglas Road underpass, burnaby. Traffic rolling by.

• Driving down the highway, changin' lanes, jerkin' it!

• Friend's closet, while he was home.

• Gf's mom's bed.

• Greyhound bus.

• High-school washroom or Bible-camp showers.

• High up a tree.

• Home only. Nothing like getting caught and paying fines!!!

• In a bathroom at a bull semen stud farm.

• in a canoe with my partner also masturbating facing me.

• In a church basement.

• In a department store.

• In a field.

• In a kayak.

• In a motorboat on a river.

• In a power-line field.

• In a van full of family after a day at the beach.

• In my car while driving and having phone sex.

• In some bushes beside a major road.

• In the back of a car, hitchhiking across Newfoundland.

• In the back of a Suburban while driving to Florida filled with family.

• In the bathroom at a customer’s house.

• In the closet while watching my roommate getting head.

• In the Louvre.

• In the middle of a chemistry class in high school.

• In the middle of the Yukon bush, waiting for a helicopter.

• In the ocean.

• In the pouring rain, a back alley by an old Dumpster.

• In the ruins of an ancient insula at Ostia Antiqua, Italy.

• In the shower at the gym.

• In the swimming pool with people still in it.

• Inflatable dingy floating down a river.

• Internet Cafe in Osaka.

• Janitor's closet.

• Library public washroom.

• Library windows that I thought were one way. Turns out they weren't.

• Main Library UBC.

• Midnight on the I-5 south of Tacoma doing 125km/hr.

• Movie theatre.

• Museum lobby.

• Mutual masturbation in a water tower, and in a parking garage.

• My boss's office.

• My car on a film set.

• My school computer lab.

• Observatory.

• Off the coast of Greece on some rocks.

• Old semi truck in a junkyard, into an old glove I found in the cab.

• On a salmon farm.

• On the roof of a building.

• On-air in the control room during my radio DJ shift.

• Onto a girlfriend's face.

• Outhouse in a public park. Not a proud moment.

• Over my shoulder.

• Peep show.

• Probably an outhouse.

• Public university computer lab with a stranger sitting near me. She didn't seem to notice.

• Riding the elevator to the Vancouver Lookout in Harbour Centre.

• Rogers Arena.

• Skate park.

• Starbucks bathroom.

• Stealth wank in the office with coworkers in the room.

• Taxi.

• Teacher's kitchen sink.

• They're all weird locations if you stop and think about what you're doing. The lesson is: never stop.

• Toll bathroom on the Coquihalla.

• Tourist Info Centre bathroom off the Alaska Highway.

• Trains, planes, public toilets, parks, ocean, you name it.

• Tree fort.

• University classroom.

• Wendy’s drive-through.

• While working at Superstore down an aisle.

• While writing an exam.

• Work urinal.

• Wreck Beach. A group event with one woman and several men. Everbody came.

Comments

13 Comments

MammaSaid

Feb 9, 2012 at 12:15pm

I have seen women covering themselves with jackets etc and masturbating while they were riding the Greyhound on more than one occasion now. Believe me ladies you are not fooling anyone, we can all tell what you are doing! Seriously, if you can't wait head back to the stinky little cubicle at the back, if you are lucky it might be the one covered in reflective sheet metal and you can get off watching yourself get off. Some of us really don't enjoy watching you get off especially while we are sitting next to that baby powder drenched granny.

No Brainer

Feb 9, 2012 at 12:33pm

Funny, yah Funny.

However you forgot to mention "While sitting at my desk in the Provincial Legislature , listening to Christy Clarke during question period".

I'm sure it happens.

earlnelly

Feb 9, 2012 at 5:35pm

at the Rio, waiting for a beer.

earlnelly

Feb 9, 2012 at 5:36pm

to come

R2

Feb 10, 2012 at 12:03am

In the Our Lady's of Sorrows confessional booth....then I went to the Rio Theatre and had a beer....ba ha ha
Seriously though loosen the leash on the Rio's liquor license.....eh earlnelly?

Jim Theide

Feb 10, 2012 at 9:10pm

In an alley in the DTES on a homeless man's face (for $5).

Frere Luc

Feb 11, 2012 at 7:03pm

Why is this list split into genders?

Mr Jim 574

Feb 11, 2012 at 8:34pm

In the library, with a candlestick,Watching miss Scarlett!!

Jazzy

Mar 23, 2012 at 7:48pm

In the corner of an amusement arcade playing street fighter 2 whilst thinking of '' chun li '' !!!
I was 12 or 13 lol.

swanker

Apr 21, 2012 at 4:38pm

while reading this