Seinfeld Burlesque




Tix $25/20


Comedy, Dance

The cat-mrrreeeooowww- is out of the bag! Clare Voyeur’s Seinfeld Burlesque is coming back to the Rio Theatre on November 16th! Worlds collide in this hilarious night of dance performances and partial nudity with your favorite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s full body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada yada yada. More plot twists too hot for TV!

Bring your schmoopie, or your friends and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.

Ticket link below. Giddyup!

Friday, November 16
Doors at 7:00 PM | Show at 8:00 PM
Tickets $20 advance | $25 at door

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry and bar service.
*Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.


Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Kitty Glitter as George
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Trés Zukko as Kramer
Dandy Dulcinea, Rocket Sauce, Glory S. Gamms and Whatsurname as "special guests."

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