Stuck for a Mother's Day gift? Here are five ideas, all of which came from canvassing actual mothers. Three of whom begged to spread the word that the last thing they want is brunch turning the kitchen into a real-life approximation of the Do Lung Bridge from Apocalypse Now. Again.
How funny the way that our shopping habits have ebbed and flowed over the past half century. Back when Elvis and the Beatles were kings of cool, life was—from the mom-and-pop butcher and baker to the candlestick maker—all about shopping small and local. Then the 1970s arrived and suddenly the only things anyone cared about were shopping malls and megastores—the bigger the better. Now, from craft breweries to the local handle-bar-mustached butcher and Burnaby punk rock baker we're back to small is beautiful, because artisinal is where it's at. This is all another way of saying you can't pick up a World's Best Mother coffee mug at Walmart and expect that to mean something. So instead consider the handcrafted ceramics at GolemDesigns, which range from Japan-inspired tea bowls and gorgeously rustic handmade plates to future-chic O wall planters and heart-shaped Raman bowls. Got a mother whose favourite rock stars are Chani Nicholas, Debbie Frank, Jessica Lanyadoo, and the Astro Twins? Zero in on the Zodiac gold-decal black tumblers—which comes emblazoned with different atrological signs—before some pigheaded Leo beats you to the virtual checkout line. (golemdesigns.com).
DIY Hanging Basket
mindtheminimal hancrafted concrete
We know what you're thinking—the last thing your mother needs is another plant, given that she's killed hundreds of them over the course of her life. One more sacrifice isn't going to hurt anyone, especially if that gives you the excuse to buy one of the uber-cool planters from mindtheminimal. Particulary covetable are the diamond-shaped teardrop planter (which comes in colours including metallic gold, silver, and rose-gold) and the mind-bending mint-gold octagan. Traditional meets too-cute with the watermelon-motif cylindrical planters, while the dode in terracotta, white, and mint green will look fantastic in your mom's West Coast rainforest geo dome. Can't stand the idea of another plant dying three days after it's left the store? Luckily for you, and whatever plant you might have briefly considered, mindtheminimal has a concrete rings holder and trinket trays as well. (mindtheminimal.com).
Eufy RoboVac G30 Edge
Here's how it works—you load the app, hit “clean”, and then settle in with a copy of War and Peace while the Eufy does its thing—using sensors to navigate its way around furniture, shoes, and the family Komono Dragon. A spinning side-brush makes sure that the corners are cleaned, and mini beater-bar on the bottom goes hard at the carpets. Each vaccuming session goes something like this: even though you ran the RoboVac for an hour straight yesterday, the thing has once again sucked up a half-cup of dust, dirt, hair, food particles, dander, and Lay's Salt and Vinegar potato chip fragments. Because your home is seemingly suddenly cleaner than its ever been, repeating the process becomes an obsession, each running of the Eufy, leaving you feeling fresh as a daisy after a spring shower in Hanalei.
A great side benefit is that the Eufy RoboVac 30 actually forces everyone in the house to get organized before every cleaning. Yes it will work its way around the socks, underwear, piles of newspapers, Rickshaw hoodies, and dirty dishes strewn all over the floor, but things run so much smoother when it's got a straight line to do its thing. All of which is to say it's the kind of gift that will ensure the Mom in your life will no longer have to listen to you or anyone else complain about the house looking like something out of Hoarders. Unfortunately it can't do anything about the Do Lung Bridge-like pile of Mother's Day brunch dishes in the sink. (anker.com).
If there’s one thing the favourite Mom in your life is dreaming of more than anything else, it’s a change of scenery. Imagine waking up in a restored 19th-centure farmhouse in Bibano, Treviso, and thowing open the shutters to look out on a 10-acre vineyard. Idyllic-sounding, right? Such is life—real, or at least covetously imagined by us—for the Bottella family, which for three generations has been producing wine, grappa, prosecco, and more from its vineyard just north of fabulously scenic Venice.
Here are four great-for-Mother’s-Day options on the other-bubbly front: Bottega Gold, Bottega Rose-Gold, Bottega Prosecco D.O.C., and Bottega Prosecco D.O.C. Rose. You know what you—um, actually, make that your mom—are getting thanks to the Glera grapes: plenty of floral aroma and big fruit flavour. Sweet (but not overpoweringly so) and redolent of peach and orange rind, Bottego Gold comes in the vineyard's signature, and quite frankly fantastic-looking metallic-gold bottle. (The same goes for the Bottega Rose Gold bottle, except it’s an eye-popping metallic-pink, and will have you thinking of fresh raspberries and plum strawberries).
Pick up the two bottles that pop visually, and then accessorize with Botegga’s Prosecco D.O.C. (get ready for pear and apple notes) and the Prosecco D.O.C. Rose (hello cherry bomb!). Yes that’s four bottles, but isn’t the mother in your life is worth it? Which explains why you've also booked a trip to Bibano, Treviso for when this whole pandemic business is over. (bcliquorstores.com).