Always been your dream to be kicked off public transit for streaming inappropriate content on your iPhone?

A regular at the fabulously sex-positive Womyns Ware on the Drive, to the point where you can not only name every make and model on display, but also fantasize about one day working behind the counter?

Spent the past two decades waiting for someone to out-do the Geto Boys' "Gangster of Love" on the entirely Not Safe For Work Stereo System front?

If the answer to any of the above is yes, you're going to love "Duck Duck Goose". 

Watch as the Chicago-based rapper and performance artist CupcakKe is not only seriously on her game here as an MC, but shows up dressed up in a homemade duck suit while firing off lyrics like "Turn double-dutch with yo' balls while I'm jumpin' on your dick."

As for the dildos-which come in about 50 different flavours and colours--they're a bonus. A bonus, we might add, that ups the chances of you either getting a ruch hour seat all to yourself or being kicked off the bus this afternoon two seconds after you've fired up your phone. 

You've been warned.