Suck this

On a Nine Inch Nails forum, Trent Reznor told a fan to “suck my entire cock” when said fan asked why the upcoming Bad Witch was being called an LP when it’s actually EP–sized. That’s right—don’t bother licking just the head or the shaft, but instead suck the whole thing. Who said romance is dead?

Kelly kills it

After Spotify removed R. Kelly from its service in the wake of sex-abuse allegations too numerous and gross to fully recount here, streams of the controversial R&B singer actually skyrocketed on other platforms. Dare to dream, XXXTentacion.

Rap is crap

On a recent podcast, Wynton Marsalis laid into hip-hop, calling it “a pipeline of filth” and “more damaging than a statue of Robert E. Lee”. So, no Snoop Dogg cameo on his next record, we’re guessing.

Boyz II Men

The Backstreet Boys recently noted, via Twitter, that they’ve been at it for 25 years. You’d think that after a quarter-century, they would have developed enough confidence to call themselves the Backstreet Men.