According to multiple news sources, Justin Bieber is no longer on the market.
Reports are that that 24-year-old Canadian megastar married his girlfriend of several months, 21-year-old Hailey Baldwin, in New York this morning.
That's right—two celebrities in their 20s, who have been dating for "several months", have decided to hitch their carts to each other, for what is sure to be a long and very fruitful marriage.
Baldwin is the daughter of born-again Christian Stephen Baldwin, famous for, um, eccentric behaviour that has included spending most of his time on Celebrity Big Brother 10 reading passages of the bible to his housemates. Her uncle is Alec Baldwin, whose long career includes his celebrated Saturday Night Live impersonations of Donald Trump, who Stephen Baldwin is a major supporter of.
Bieber and Baldwin were married in NYC's courthouse marriage bureau according to People magazine, with a more fancy celebration for family and friends planned for the future.
In what will no doubt thrill Stephen Baldwin, People quoted a source close to the couple as saying "“They’re going to have a big blowout, in front of God and everyone they love."
Bieber is famous for being one of the few pop stars able to parlay teen-idol stardom into an adult career. And also for urinating in the mop-bucket of a minium-wage janitor. Baldwin is a successful model and budding TV personality.