In the craziest-shit-I've-heard-all-day department, Kiss has announced that it will release a new collection called Kissworld: The Best of Kiss on March 24.

And guess what: "Deuce" isn't even on it.

I'm not kidding. Kiss's best song from its best album is nowhere to be found on the Kissworld track listing, which instead features such godawful Kiss tunes as "Shandi" and "God Gave Rock 'N' Roll to You II".

It just ain't right.

Kissworld track listing:

01. Crazy Crazy Nights
02. Rock And Roll All Nite
03. I Was Made For Lovin’ You
04. God Gave Rock N’ Roll To You II
05. Detroit Rock City
06. Beth
07. Lick It Up
08. Heaven’s On Fire
09. Tears Are Falling
10. Unholy
11. Hard Luck Woman
12. Psycho Circus
13. Shout It Out Loud
14. Calling Dr. Love
15. Christine Sixteen
16. Love Gun
17. Shandi
18. I’m A Legend Tonight
19. Modern Day Delilah
20. Hell Or Hallelujah