Let’s talk about: Die Antwoord's looming demise, voice of Taylor Swift, and Ice Cube mourning no one

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      Bad Blood
      The Interwebs say Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena Schreck, daughter of Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey. Anyone who’s heard Schreck’s tuneless caterwauling on Radio Werewolf songs might beg to differ.

      Exit the Ninja
      Deciphering Die Antwoord’s recent interviews, it seems the project will cease to exist in a year’s time. Sadly, that means your chances of seeing Yolandi Visser’s rump encased in painted-on gold pants are dwindling fast.

      Sonic Who?
      Kim Gordon released her first-ever solo track, “Murdered Out”, this week, a squallingly abrasive song celebrating the desperate beauty of the colour black-on-black. Think “Death Valley ’69” only 10 times as terrifying.

      Good Riddance
      Ice Cube was less than grief-stricken over the passing of former N.W.A manager Jerry Heller last week, commenting, “I’m not losing no sleep.” He then expressed sincere wishes that Heller is in a place where there’s no Vaseline, not to mention K-Y, Astroglide, and Kama Sutra Love Liquid Classic lube.

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