Top 10 albums of 2014: Adrian Mack

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      Willie Dunn: "I Pity the Country" from Various Artists: Native North America (Vol. 1).

      Various Artists
      Native North America, Vol. 1
      Nothing else on the list comes close to this stunning collection of aboriginal blues, rock, garage, country-rock, garage-country, country-blues, and country-country (plus folk) made in your own back yard while you weren’t looking (or listening, I suppose), by people you usually ignore. A monumental achievement on the part of album producer Kevin Howes, but more importantly on behalf of the artists rediscovered and lovingly honoured here. Thirty-four tracks and not a single stinker in the bunch.


      Sun Kil Moon: "Richard Ramirez Died Today of Natural Causes".

      Sun Kil Moon
      Back in the olden days, “confessional” singer-songwriters like James Taylor would gently and intimately inform us that they’d “seen” things such as “fire” and even, at other times, “rain” (slow down there, James!). Here in 2014, “confessional” singer-songwriters like Mark Kozelek see death, death, and more death, not to mention a spot of prostate trouble. Benji is weirdly giddy stuff, mind you, in its resigned and nakedly honest embrace of the great human shit-wheel of life and its presumed belief in the benefits of talk therapy.


      Sleaford Mods: "Tied Up In Nottz".

      Sleaford Mods
      Divide and Exit
      If you haven’t been around for any of the various riots and other violent upheavals currently rocking the U.K., here’s the next-best thing. Two men, one playing a variety of crap instruments, the other lobbing incendiary mindbombs at you with the kind of endlessly inventive and strangely poetic use of profanity that the Brits have been mastering for centuries. Never have the words fuck, tits, cunt, and arsehole been put to such thrilling use, all in the service of reminding us that Great Britain is governed by pedophiles.


      Lee Fields & the Expressions: "Magnolia".

      Lee Fields & the Expressions
      Emma Jean
      I can’t believe that I chose to see Kraftwerk over Lee Fields this summer, a decision that stings even more when you consider that I didn’t actually make it to the Kraftwerk show, leaving Michael Mann dateless for the night. Which he’s still complaining about, the daft twat.


      Sturgill Simpson: "Turtles All the Way Down".

      Sturgill Simpson
      Metamodern Sounds in Country Music
      Quintessential outlaw country plus DMT consciousness? Only an idiot or Richard Dawkins would leave this off their Top 10.


      Les Big Byrd: "1,2,3,4 Morte".

      Les Big Byrd
      They Worshipped Cats
      This year’s best psych-krautrock hybrid was made in Sweden by Swedes, as these things so often are.


      Willi Williams
      Unification: From Channel One to King Tubby’s With Willi Williams & Yabby You
      Did I ever tell you about the time I smoked a Camberwell carrot with Willi “Armagideon Man” Williams in a studio in Scarborough, Ontario? Easily the heaviest stone of my life. There was a vintage Elton John pinball machine about 10 feet away, OR WAS THERE?


      Vic Godard & Subway Sect
      1979 Now!
      Oh God, I love this record. It’s a piece of shit in a lot of ways; the playing is dodgy, and Godard’s voice is even stranger and warblier than it was when he was being cheated out of his place in punk history back in the ’70s. (Long story; we’ll save it for later.) In any event, Godard went back to a bunch of Northern Soul–inspired numbers he demo’d over 30 years ago, this is the result, and children: please behold a man who knows how to write a killer song or two (or 10).


      Sinoia Caves: "Forever Dilating Eye".

      Sinoia Caves
      Beyond the Black Rainbow
      This is not some mere exercise in retro-fetishism, as some dummies have suggested. Like the film it was scored for, Beyond the Black Rainbow is actually an attack on nostalgia, existing to remind us that even our bad dreams of the future were pathetically inadequate compared to the demented slaughterhouse we ended up with. Which is nice.


      ABBA: "Chiquitita".

      Live at Wembley Arena
      There isn’t much you can do as a parent these days as you watch your children being involuntarily inducted into a culture that’s morally and ethically impaired beyond all hope, and that’s why you dance to the Beatles and ABBA in your living room on a Saturday night. Bonus: they could totally pull it off live.

      Follow Adrian Mack on Twitter at @adrianmacked.



      A. MacInnis

      Dec 10, 2014 at 7:52pm

      Hey, I might get this Sleaford Mods thing - it's totally down the tunnel with John Cooper Clarke and John Otway. 'member this? - and by the way, you might have tipped me to get that Native North America thing, too. Hm. I'm impressed you're staying abreast of Krautrock.


      Dec 11, 2014 at 11:15am

      Well I gotta tell ya. It's so refreshing to find a list that ignores all the shit that's been shoved down our throats all year and shows some eclectic taste. What are your colleagues getting high on? Everything else can truly suck a dick.

      John Lucas

      Dec 11, 2014 at 5:14pm

      Really, jd? I would like to live in this amazing world where the things I put on my list are being shoved down my throat, as opposed to the real world in which my list could have been subtitled "Mostly records Pitchfork hated in 2014". Well, I don't literally want anything shoved down my throat.

      But yeah, Mack rules and everything else sucks. I can't argue with that.


      Dec 11, 2014 at 8:00pm

      Hey John,

      I suppose I was referring to the likes of Beyonce and even St. Vincent when I referred to the throat shoving. More like ear gagging. Mack's list impressed me because it covers a spectrum of music. Soul. Reggae. Angry, working class skint rap!

      Your list... Does not. It's not all shit. It's just uninspiring. A thin slice of the type of music that YOU like.

      It's too bad that you're taking my comment personally though. I mean, you spent a whole week playing catch-up to put that list together. Which begs the question - are you really qualified to publish a best album list if you take the year off from listening to music?

      Not to mention possible explanation number two...

      John Lucas

      Dec 12, 2014 at 10:22am

      I can guarantee you I spent more time on my list than Michael Mann spent on his. But that's neither here nor there.


      Dec 12, 2014 at 8:55pm

      Thanks Adrian (and GS)!


      Dec 15, 2014 at 11:33am

      By far the best intro in the department. Terrible list though...

      Mike Dean

      Dec 16, 2014 at 3:25pm

      Well smell him!

      Adrian - it's gotta be said after plodding through your pretentious list - "suck my cock!"

      A. MacInnis

      Dec 17, 2014 at 7:19am

      For reasons unclear, part of my dreams last night involved going through the CDs for sale at a St. Vincent DePaul thrift store, seeing a Sun Kil Moon CD, and asking myself - hmm, should I buy this?