Making one wonder what the parents were listening to during conception—“I Was Made For Loving You” perhaps—a cow bearing a disturbing resemblance to Kiss rocker Gene Simmons was born in Kerrville, Texas. 

The calf even got the tongue part down perfectly when it was time for photos.

Named Genie by its proud owners, the cow came into the world on a ranch owned by the family of Heather Taccetta. Because it’s Texas, it should surprise no one that Taccetta works at the nearby Cowboy Steak House. The family has been quoted in the Hill County Visitor as saying “Obviously, we can’t serve this fine specimen.” Genie might however become the mascot for Cowboy's. 

The Taccetta family also claimed that the “music” of Kiss was playing on the ranch when Genie was being conceived.

Giving Simmons’s long history of making a complete horse’s ass of himself whenever possible (see related stories) it would have been more fitting if the markings had been on the anus end of an equus ferus caballus, but whatever.

For his part, Simmons took time out on Twitter from praising the work of the immortal Donald Trump to suggest he’s impressed by the existence of his doppelgänger.

 https://twitter.com/genesimmons/status/891836678192549889