Let’s talk about the world’s highest-paid DJs, Carpool Karaoke, and Kid Rock goes full country

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      Oh No, Ono

      In a newly found 1976 letter to first wife Cynthia, John Lennon denies that either LSD or Yoko Ono contributed to their 1968 breakup. This is rather suspect, given that acid is about the only thing that can make Ono’s singing bearable.

      Cashing In

      Forbes has released its 2017 list of the world’s highest-paid DJs, with Calvin Harris earning $48.5 million annually and Tiësto close behind at $39 million. In related news, stop trying to learn the fucking guitar by playing along to “Smoke on the Water” in your bedroom.

      Blissfully Unaware

      Unaware that the world hasn’t cared about him since Oasis imploded, Liam Gallagher has emphatically stated he has zero interest in doing Carpool Karaoke with James Corden (whom he refers to as “that fat bloke”). The fact no one is asking has evidently escaped him.

      Country Rock

      Nashville’s BBR Music Group has signed Kid Rock, suggesting the Detroit rap-rocker has gone fully country. Unless Jason Aldean has unreleased tracks we don’t know about, Rock is the only BBR artist with a song about putting his balls in someone’s mouth.