Comedic glam-metal maniacs Steel Panther to play the Commodore Ballroom on December 29 and 30

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      Can't get enough over-the-top '80s glam-metal these days? Still yearn for the days of big hair, brightly coloured spandex, and pointy guitars?

      Can't get enough of bombastic cock-rock songs with titles like "Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'", "Weenie Ride", and "It Won't Suck Itself"?

      Then look no further than the Commodore Ballroom this winter, December 29 and 30, when L.A.'s Steel Panther will perform on their Claus & Paws Holiday Party Tour.

      The group has recently added a new member, "eight fingered and double thumbed" bassist Spyder, who joins singer Michael Starr, guitarist Satchel, and drummer Stix Zadinia.

      Who needs Motley Crue and their pricey-as-fvck Stadium Tour when these dudes can deliver all the over-the-top '80s glam-metal you'll ever need--in a club.

      Tickets go on sale tomorrow (September 23) at 10 a.m. at Ticketmaster.