Thank you, Timothy Sled of Kingsland, Arkansas, for the greatest thing any of us are going to see today.

As TMZ reports, Sled has been arrested for two counts of Johnny Cash related vandalism in the town where the Man In Black was born in 1933. (For those keeping score, the charges in question are for criminal mischief and “impairing the operation of a vital public utility”.)

Kingsland's newest tourist attraction is found at the town's 50,000-gallon water tower. In a tribute to its most famous son, Kingsland has long had a silhouette of Cash on the tower.

Sled decided that nothing would be funnier than shooting that silhouette in the crotch, and he was entirely correct. Thanks to his hitting the bulls eye, Cash has seemingly been pissing nonstop for the past week.

According to town officials, that’s costing Kingsland a bankrupting US$200 a day, with repairs expected to run as high as $5,000.

While Cash's endless pissing has led to water discolouration and low water pressure for town residents, on the flip side, um, seriously check out the below news report. Someone needs to put Timothy Sled’s silhouette right next to Cash’s, complete with a dead-aim crotch shot. Or, even better, pay tribute to "Ring of Fire" while working out some sort of Sled tribute at the town sewage plant.

Given his propensity for sticking it to the man, the Man in Black would likely be the first to suggest that Sled be given the keys to Kingsland. And, that he has to go to prison, he not be sent to Folsom Prison.