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Why are you reviewing Adele when the Wiggles are playing?

You force the music section to roadie for Raffi, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Can you write about Rush without mentioning John Rutsey?

You remind the music section it's no longer 1974, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whine.

Maybe dropping "slut bomb" in that concert review was a bad idea

You hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to work out the music section’s marriage problems, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Who actually came to the Lil Wayne concert for Rick Ross?

You hire Nicki Minaj to be the music section’s wardrobe consultant, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Spirits have been up during Mike Usinger's vacation

You invite Craig Simpson to the music section’s Silence Is Golden Buddhist retreat, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Straight's music geniuses clearly know jack all about hip-hop

You force the music section to own up to its Insane Clown Posse fixation, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Some Chucklebunch challenges Straight critic on Motí¶rhead review

You make the music section listen to every ’70s record not named Never Mind the Bollocks, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

The men of Das Racist are indeed clever fellows

You slip the music section some of whatever Gene Ween was on on Monday, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Childish Marianas Trench review gets panties in a knot

You force the music section into a Craigslist casual encounter, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Anonymous Interweb trolls, you are missing out on prizes

You introduce the music section as OzMedia at your office Christmas party and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

The inevitable Ozzy Osbourne pissing contest

You force the music section to make Katy Perry’s boobs smaller, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whine.

It's not about the answers, but how fantastical the questions

You invite Justin Bieber to the music section’s laser-tag game, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

We only let robots review Arcade Fire shows

You force the music section to foot the bill for Shane O’Brien’s going-away party at the Roxy, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whine.

Nobody cares about the bands you saw 15 years ago

You goad the music section into giving Paul Wall the finger, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Joel Hartse, look what you've done

You hire Paris Hilton to be the music section’s drug mule, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

CONFESSIONS

Disrespectful Concert Goers

I attended the Ty Segall acoustic gig recently. 75% of the crowd didn't listen to the artist...

I SAW YOU

Waiting for the music to begin ... man...

You filed in with a slow building crowd to attend the same piano concert I was there to hear. You...