Way to inspire your child, fella.
That's not even a good hissy fit.
Heroin addiction and male pattern baldness aside, few things in rock ’n’ roll are sadder than once-respectable bands reuniting
It looks like Roy Orbison fans will soon have something in common with disciples of late metal madman Ronnie James Dio.
Dude has at least 99 problems.
Now that the dust has somewhat settled, here are some thought on the fiasco
Someone stop the insanity
There’s a lot to lose by announcing you aren’t going to rally ’round the flag
Need yet another piece of evidence that we are currently living in one of the most appalling periods in history?
If anything good will come out of a spray-tan-orange shitstain taking over the White House, it’s that we’ll finally know once and for all if punk rock is dead.
About the only good thing that happened in 2016 was that Keith Richards didn’t die.
Just when you thought you were finally over Nipplegate