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Ever try to meet people in Vancouver?

Johnny Chung

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck keeping Britney Spears out of the tabloids for a week than you will convincing someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering, "Who are all these people I see every time I go to a show?" You're too shy to ask, so we do it for you.

Chloe-Z

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting KISS to admit it's over than you will convincing someone to talk to you in a bar.

Reece Linley

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck finding out how they put the caramel inside those Caramilks than

Jodi

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Paris Hilton invited to Elton John's next Oscar soiree

Steve Richards

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck preventing Janet Gretzky from betting on the Turin Olympics than

Rasputin Gray

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Stephen Harper to hug his kids than you will convincing

Miss RockerChic Sheri

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Johnny Knoxville an Oscar nomination for The

Amorita Bastaja

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck convincing Pete Doherty that crack doesn't taste yummy than you

Adam Haisinger

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck convincing Jim Green to do lunch with James Green than you will

Nick Tyzio

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to suck face than you will

Tanya Anderson

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck dragging Kate Moss out of a snowstorm than you will convincing someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering "Who are those people I see every time I go to a show?" You're too shy to ask, so we do it for you.WHO ARE YOU? "Tanya Anderson, a Maple Ditch-born girl who moved to the city and turned downhill mountain biker and surf trooper."IN MY 9-TO-5 LIFE I'M A: "S&M slave. Sales-and-marketing slave."IF YOU'RE BUYING, I'LL HAVE: "A sour-apple martini and a Jí¤ger."THE BEST SHOW I EVER SAW WAS: "It's a toss-up between Sasha and [John] Digweed and Ozzy Osbourne. I saw Sasha at the Rage and we drank the bar out of Jí¤ger that night. And Ozzy, I've seen him six times and every show is the best because he's such a sad little man. When I saw him in Vancouver in '97 his sweatpants got wet because of the waterguns on-stage, and he was trying to run across the stage, pulling up these wet sweatpants that kept falling down. Sad."I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT: "If you hate your job or your boyfriend/girlfriend, then QUIT! If you don't take action you don't have the right to complain!"THE LAST CONCERT T-SHIRT I BOUGHT WAS: "U2 when they played here on April 28. It was something to remember my $300 ticket by!"IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE, I'D BE PLAYED BY: "Charlize Theron. She's sexy and I would like to be remembered in that light."THIN LIZZY OR TIN LIZZIES?: "Tin Lizzies-that's the name of my bowling team. I am an awesome five-pin bowler! I started bowling when I was three years old, and I play in the Tuesday-night league at Varsity Ridge Lanes. Everybody on my team is in their 70s, and I'm like the daughter they never had. Actually, they have lots of grandchildren, but if they didn't I'd be the granddaughter they never had."

Mike Lacasse

WHO ARE YOU? "Mike Lacasse. Yes, those are real dice in my ear, so don't ask me anymore!"

Troy Clinton Whitley the first

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Jude Law to keep his dick in his pants than you will

Juniper Lindquist

Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck teaching Mí¶tley Crí¼e to read than you will getting someone to

Kyle Folsom

IN MY 9-TO-5 LIFE I'M A: "Roadie for I Object!. Basically the job is: get in the van,

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Canned salmon....smells like old cat food, but tastes like heaven!

I SAW YOU

at the rock show

we looked at each other a bunch throughout the night (i had blue lipstick, u had longish hair)...