627 SE MORRISON ST. 503-889-0185

Photo credit: Creepy’s

Despite a gallery of sad-clown paintings and an animatronic eyeball in a vise, Creepy’s isn’t actually creepy. The bar is less horror house than self-consciously quirky sideshow—a design-happy display case of dolls, deer heads and big-eyed kitsch, presided over by a giant painting of John Quincy Adams with moving eyes.

> Matthew Korfhage