Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car since 1996

Former U.S. secretary of state Hillary Clinton confessed at an automobile conference that she can't drive anymore.

"My husband thinks that's a blessing, but he's the one who should talk," she added. "The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996, and I remember it very well. Unfortunately, so does the Secret Service, which is why I haven't driven since then."

Somehow, we doubt she's been lowering her ecological footprint by schlepping it on public transit and eschewing airplane travel.