You are so sexy, I don't usually like blondes but you are a serious exception. I wanted to jump the counter and chew on you last night. Yummy

When: Friday, April, 03 2026

I met you at Hilltop House. We have a mutual legal matter to settle and the time to sue is now. Clock is on. Lost wages, anyone?

When: Wednesday, April, 01 2026

Where: SQUAMISH

I was walking into the coffee shop behind you, both of us at a fairly good clip. You stopped, opened the door for me and let me ahead of you. I said I wasn’t trying to follow you.. which is true. But I wish I’d said a little more. I was the short blonde, probably all flushed, in gym clothes & slides. You were the tall honey with a pageboy cap, boots, and a gorgeous smile. Did I catch you looking while we waited for our drinks? Let me know what you were wearing.. and let’s run into each other on purpose next time.

When: Saturday, March, 28 2026

Where: JJ Bean (Main & 14th)

Our eyes were very close, I felt like there was a spark of deep sexual attraction, albeit brief. You said hi and smiled I know you felt it. Researchers say attraction starts with females.

When: Friday, March, 20 2026

Where: Vancouver

You were refilling your water bottle at the snack bar, then sensed me staring, turned around, and flashed a smile. I smiled back but quickly looked away — busted. Would like a redo if you're interested.

When: Friday, March, 13 2026

Where: Bowen ferry to Horseshoe Bay

Right at this moment I can’t remember why I left you. Even with your terrible moody winters and rampaging wind storms. Today, I’ve returned to see you, with your beautiful green moss, towering conifers, and daffodils/plum blossoms before anyone else. The sun is shining, you’re a vibrant, cosmopolitan town, and I can’t imagine why everyone here isn’t smiling. I’m sitting at VGH, where my partner is undergoing a new and risky brain surgery. Thank you to all the wonderfully skilled surgeons, nurses, and other bright lights. I’m worried and scared. But out for a walk and I see the chalk writing supporting Gaza and Iran, the pink recycling bins for flexible plastics (?!?),the crazy RoboRoomba at the facility, even the clearly ailing old man outside the hospital smoking, and I think why isn’t everyone in this town elated all the time? You are beautiful and have so much to offer. It’s true, you have some doozers of off days (who doesn’t?), and I remember that we couldn’t be together (because who can afford to live with you?), but I do miss you deeply and am overjoyed to see you again. A previous resident

When: Friday, March, 13 2026

Where: oak & 12th

You whisked me away from the Safeway at Davie and Denman two decades ago. We had a wonderful night of of fun, laughter, conversation, flirting and spaghetti. Timing was not on our side. I recently moved back and I'm looking for you :)

When: Thursday, March, 12 2026

Where: Safeway @ Davie and Denman

You threw your Sister Mary Francis nun costume in the corner and we hung out in the corner of the back room at the Roxy. You did a lap while I checked on my friend and I didn’t see you again. Hail mary you’ll see this and respond

When: Saturday, March, 07 2026

Where: The Roxy

We take the same 7:30 am 80 bus from River District to Marine. You sat beside me a few times. Your gorgeous obviously married from the giant rock on your hand. Im happily married as well but something about your beauty just gets to me. Would like to talk sometime. Your asian, I'm the white guy you sit beside.

When: Thursday, February, 26 2026

Where: Vancouver

I saw you play with Earthball at 2024 Jazz Fest. Long tangly hair and a forest-green guitar you barely moved your hands on. Who is this angel transplant direct from houses of the holy? Carry me up to heaven, baby, I'm ready to die.

When: Sunday, June, 30 2024

Where: Granville Island