My ex, who I'm still amicable with, is a post-Mensa brilliant, horny, obnoxious mindfuck of a human being who can drink 10 straight shots of Iris
Here are a bunch of questions that were submitted anonymously at a live taping of Savage Lovecast.
 

On the train nov23

I saw you on the train going to burrard but you got off at granville. You were of Asian descent. I was holding a coffee cup and a bag of chips. I kept glancing at you, I liked you a lot and wish I would've asked if you wanted a coffee for work or where ever you were going. I had a black jacket, a hoodie and black'ish jeans. Just before you got off we locked eyes for about a min and I couldn't get your pretty face out my mind all day... (hope to see you again on the train maybe I wont be so shy next time).
When: 
2012-11-23 08:00:00
Where: 
Skyttain