Okay, Real Housewives fans, you’re going to have a field day with this one! Real Housewives of New York alum Bethenny Frankel is in Vancouver shooting a mystery film project and she’s taking us on a tour of our own city!

The Skinnygirl Margarita founder and one-time nanny to Paris Hilton has taken our town with some Main Character Energy (we have to wonder, what is the role in this new film project, and is it more than a cameo?) and chronicled her whole trip on her socials.

First, she showed off what she’d be wearing on the plane to get here. We have to wonder if there were any fans waiting at the gates to grab her picture—or if she flew in on a private plane, eluding any cameras (and us regular folks who have to fly coach).

Then, the big reveal. She let us know why exactly she’s here, even flashing us a few pages of script.

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She shared her first meal from OEB, known for its epic breakfast and brunch spread—but we’re not sure takeout was the way to go.

peek at her film wardrobe. It’s giving high school principal, maybe.

The next day, she showed off her spread at the Sutton Place Hotel’s breakfast buffet. Luxury, we say! Later, she was awe-struck at Granville Island’s Licorice Parlour (which, in case you missed it years ago, made headlines for importing snorting chocolate. Totally legal, by the way).

Like any person with money to burn can do, she then visited Banana Republic for some shopping.

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The next day, she showed off her spread at the Sutton Place Hotel’s breakfast buffet. Luxury, we say! Later, she was awe-struck at Granville Island’s Licorice Parlour (which, in case you missed it years ago, made headlines for importing snorting chocolate. Totally legal, by the way).

Like any person with money to burn can do, she then visited Banana Republic for some shopping.

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Then, giving us a hint about what her character might be, her followers got a peek at her film wardrobe. It’s giving high school principal, maybe.

The next day, she showed off her spread at the Sutton Place Hotel’s breakfast buffet. Luxury, we say! Later, she was awe-struck at Granville Island’s Licorice Parlour (which, in case you missed it years ago, made headlines for importing snorting chocolate. Totally legal, by the way).

Like any person with money to burn can do, she then visited Banana Republic for some shopping.

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And finally, she ended her day at the famed Lee’s Donuts on Granville Island, giving our city’s favourite treat a chance—but she spat out some fightin’ words saying that the donuts “couldn’t tie Grindstone’s laces.” Damn, Bethenny.

We’d like to see what choice words Real Housewives of Vancouver alum Ronnie Negus would have about that. Ahem, that’s if we ever get it together for a third season of Real Housewibes of Vancouver.