2011 sex survey: Who would you (not) do?
Which actor would you have sex with?
(female responses)
“The gardener from Desperate Housewives.”
1. Johnny Depp
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
(Angelina Jolie was first with lesbians)
(male responses)
“Sophia Loren circa 1964.”
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Megan Fox, Natalie Portman (tie)
3. Angelina Jolie
(Joseph Cross, Robert Downey Jr., and Ryan Reynolds tied for first with gay males)
Which actor would you never have sex with?
(female responses)
“Anyone from that Jersey Shore show.”
1. Tom Cruise
2. Steve Buscemi, Mel Gibson (tie)
3. Danny DeVito
(male responses)
“I’m a fame whore. I’ll do anyone.”
1. Tom Cruise
2. Angelina Jolie, Betty White (tie)
3. Roseanne Barr, Julia Roberts (tie)
Which musician would you have sex with?
(female responses)
“That hot cellist in the VSO.”
1. Dan Mangan
2. Justin Timberlake
3. John Mayer, Michael Bublé, Trent Reznor (tie)
(male responses)
“Blondie”¦back then.”
1. Katy Perry
2. Lady Gaga, Rihanna (tie)
3. Shania Twain
(David Bowie and Nick Jonas tied for first with gay males)
Which musician would you never have sex with?
(female responses)
“Rod Stewart. This man needs to be forcibly sterilized.”
1. Justin Bieber
2. Gene Simmons
3. Chad Kroeger, Mick Jagger (tie)
(male responses)
“Does Paris Hilton count?”
1. Lady Gaga
2. Courtney Love
3. Mick Jagger
Which politician would you have sex with?
(female responses)
“Kim Jong-Il, but only so I could get close enough to assassinate him. And then I’d have to kill myself for fucking him.”
1. Gregor Robertson
2. Barack Obama
3. Justin Trudeau, Pierre Elliott Trudeau (tie)
(Sarah Palin ranked first with lesbians)
(male responses)
“Helena Guergis—if she bribed me with coke.”
1. Sarah Palin
2. Christy Clark
3. Belinda Stronach
(Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau tied for first with gay males)
Which politician would you never have sex with?
(female responses)
“All—especially Christine O’Donnell.”
“Stephen Harper or Jack Layton—wooden doll or creepy uncle.”
1. Stephen Harper
2. George W. Bush
3. Gordon Campbell
(male responses)
“Stephen Harper—he scares the shit out of me.”
1. Gordon Campbell
2. Stephen Harper
3. Carole James
Which celebrity would you want to give a pat-down to at the airport?
(female responses)
“Taylor Pyatt—I don’t care if he plays for Phoenix now. He’s still pretty.”
1. Johnny Depp
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. James Franco, Brad Pitt (tie)
(male responses)
“Stockwell Day—it would give him the heebie-jeebies.”
1. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox (tie)
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Alba, Katy Perry (tie)
Which fictional character would you have sex with?
(female responses)
“Pinocchio—think about it.”
1. Batman
2. Aragorn, Harry Potter (tie)
3. Don Draper, Ron Weasley (tie)
(male responses)
“Sarah Palin.”
1. Jessica Rabbit
2. Wonder Woman
3. Lara Croft
Comments
10 Comments
DESI SLOAN
Feb 10, 2011 at 7:51pm
AH! Marylin Munroe I know that she is long gone Gentlemen prefer Blonds
thhting
Feb 12, 2011 at 1:13am
Marylin Munroe
Second Nation
Feb 12, 2011 at 1:27pm
Folks, spelling is important. It's "Marilyn Monroe".
Cate
Feb 12, 2011 at 3:17pm
It's heartening to see Marilyn Monroe mentioned. I thought that curvy blondes weren't considered hot anymore.
Mark h
Feb 12, 2011 at 6:16pm
Curvy blondes are hot ... if you are old enough to have move past the breasts and appreciate hips.
Eva Gomez
Feb 13, 2011 at 4:42am
Scarlett is the most hot girl on planet. http://heavenisrighthere.com/scarlett-johansson-3/
Steve M.
Feb 13, 2011 at 9:26am
What? Men are polling that they WOULDN'T have sex with Angelina Jolie but WOULD with Lady Gaga? I don't want to question your methodology, but there's no way that's a scientific representation of any group of heterosexual males. Lady Gaga is outrageous, yes, but sexy? Maybe only in a cheap hooker kinda way.
Malonie
Feb 17, 2011 at 9:26pm
Dan Mangan rules.....I am not seeking a mustache ride...the music alone is a blissful journey...the man is amazing
My 2Cents
May 22, 2011 at 1:32am
Marilyn Monroe,Curvy blonds will always be hot.!!!
They are the true classic beauties!
it is the breast to waist to hip ratio.
Full Breasts, Smaller indented waist, Gripping hips,
unfortunately nowadays.. the women today are looking like straight curve less stick figures..
too athletic,more masculine, too tomboyish ,not like real women...unless you prefer your girl have that "buddy" look
Brian - www.lustforthrust.com
Jan 11, 2012 at 3:21am
Kate Beckinsale rules!
Rachel Nichols rules!
Monica Bellucci rules!
Emma Roberts rules!
Jessica Drake rules!
Jennifer Hewitt rules!
Salma Hayek rules!
Nicole Kidman rules!
Elizabeth Hurley rules!
Rosie-Huntington Whiteley rules them all!