Masturbator banned from all libraries forever

A man in Racine, Wisconsin, recently went a little too far in expressing his love of the written word.

Last Wednesday (March 13), a Racine Public Library employee caught 20-year-old Tyree S. Carter openly masturbating with his pants down. When apprised that the police were called, Carter said he had no idea anything was wrong. However, he soon apologized, saying it was the first time he had ever done something like that.

Carter was later charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour and disorderly conduct. 

According to court records, Carter was also ordered to “stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth.”

Something tells me this case should be forwarded to Rex Libris.