"How To Be A Vancouverite" hits +10,000 views after only a few hours on YouTube

“It’s not Vancouver, it’s Vangcouver.”

That’s step one in a video tutorial for how to act like a resident of "The best f***ing place on earth!"

Other highlights include:

“Ladies, two words: yoga pants. Now buy something from Aritzia, and you’re done.”

Step 11: “Have an opinion about bike lanes. A strong opinion.”

And: “Be proud of your multiculturalism. Get a white friend, a brown friend, an Asian friend, a black friend, and a green friend.”

Credit to IFHT YouTubers Jason Lucas and Matt Dennison. Tell them what they missed in the comments section below.