... that when I read the news about the latest celebrity phone hacks, I googled the items in question.
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

Purgatory in SFO

The cancelled flight to Portland debacle.You held it together quite well,even said Thanks to the clerk. I was still drunk, took 2 ativans, realized my shirt was inside out on top of having not brushed my teeth. Seriously considered taking off my top and causing a scene for quicker service, or maybe more ativan. Barely made it out of hell in tact, and so could not enjoy a delightful ferry ride. Lemme know when you're working next. We can compare war stories and battle scars.
When: 
2012-11-18 08:00:00
Where: 
San Fransisco Airport