You've been stealing the credit for other people's work for the past 7 months… but the jokes on you… that dream job you've been telling
I enjoy inserting needles directly into my clitoris. Am I potentially causing permanent nerve damage?
 

Purgatory in SFO

The cancelled flight to Portland debacle.You held it together quite well,even said Thanks to the clerk. I was still drunk, took 2 ativans, realized my shirt was inside out on top of having not brushed my teeth. Seriously considered taking off my top and causing a scene for quicker service, or maybe more ativan. Barely made it out of hell in tact, and so could not enjoy a delightful ferry ride. Lemme know when you're working next. We can compare war stories and battle scars.
When: 
2012-11-18 08:00:00
Where: 
San Fransisco Airport