Bad touch
posted January 27th, 2015 at 5:18 AM
It's been gnawing at me. Weird. Shameful. My ipad screen is filthy dirty. Smudged with crazy finger swirls. Dust collected in the edges. I tell myself to clean it, but somehow never find the inner strength to do it.
I'll occasionally sneak a glance at someone else's screen and see it's shiny and clean. Pristine glassiness.
I feel the ghost of Steve Jobs is judging me.
4 Comments
Post a CommentJ.M.T.
Jan 27, 2015 at 10:29am
Hilarious. 'Crazy finger swirls'. I have the same thing. Sometimes I'll notice my 'crazy finger swirls' and think... 'what was I looking at'?!?
Turtle
Jan 27, 2015 at 10:37am
i am afraid to ask what your bathroom looks like.
In the time it took
Jan 27, 2015 at 12:16pm
to write this post, you could have cleaned your screen lol
grolm
Aug 13, 2017 at 9:52am
Fuck Steve Jobs
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