When the eggs hatch and the chicks are "sexxed", the males tend to go into a shredder since they won't lay eggs, aren't good eating, and fight amongst themselves.

So... roosters have beaten a one in a million odds of making it past the shredder.

Do you feel lucky, kid? Well, do you?

Are you largely hung, charming, camera friendly?
Or don't.
Good confession though, pretty standard male trip but yeah. Hilarious amount of downvotes. Like oh, we're not like that, how shockinggggg

...sense of masculinity + genuine feelings and respect for females, you'll slay it in Vancouver. 3 a week and they'll fight over you. Don't let it inflate your ego, stay grounded, campsite rules.... you can have ALLLLLL the pussy you want and they'll be throwing it at you.

"Maybe being famous or having oodles of cash would be the answer. "

Don't listen to all the haters. Fantasies / turn ins / kinks don't have to be PC!