MY Fresh coffee
posted May 25th, 2017 at 9:49 PM
I just poured myself a beautiful cup of french press coffee. Absolutely fresh, ground myself. Smells heavenly. I know it will be delicious because I have these perfect cups of coffee every day. That's just the kind of fancy guy I am. But guess what? YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY, because you married someone else and didn't choose me. What a silly mistake! Bet your feeling pretty foolish right now, coffee-less mistake-maker, you.
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May 26, 2017 at 12:28pm
Are you a teenager? Grow up.
I get it...
May 26, 2017 at 12:33pm
... it's not about the coffee, but why would you want to be married to someone who relied upon you for something so simple as making coffee?
Prediction
May 26, 2017 at 2:04pm
People aren't going to like this confession, I know because I tried the same thing last week but with massages. Prepare yourself for comments.
mmmmmmm!
May 27, 2017 at 10:56am
Nothing like stray coffee grounds in your morning brew.
Well you'
May 28, 2017 at 2:58pm
At time's yes the coffee maybe good butt the cumpny was not just saying I only made the good stuff for the oneS that i wish to share it with to start my day ;') <3 thats"wat makes a good cup last.
Anonymous
May 29, 2017 at 1:28am
man, some serious downvotes for some ridiculousnonsensical fun. Lighten up, vancouver
Funny
May 29, 2017 at 10:42pm
I married a guy who makes me delicious, fresh ground chemex coffee every morning. I make the toast. One day you will find a toast making coffee drinking person too! Chin up!
@mmmmmm
May 30, 2017 at 12:24am
what are you, one of those fancy aeropressers? a turkish coffee-er? surely you're not a k-cuper? also the secret for no stray grounds is you just don't pour the last ounce in the press.
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