Or maybe you're a crackhead

being a robot is sweet. No feelings, and nothing better than a glass of 10W30 motor oil!

one of those Japanese Sex Robots ?

Yes, I too fancied myself a robot when the madness of social interaction grew too heavy. Sometimes it's nice to feel distant from humanity, even if it's just for our own cogs.

Did you look at yourself in the mirror before judging everyone else? You aren't as self-aware as you might think you are. In my experience, almost everyone who accuse others of some faults are guilty of said faults themselves.

Humans are complicated! It's impossible to be perfect in this modern world and the systems in it. I bet you wish you were a robot but too bad, there is no escaping your humanity either.