Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck finding a hockey game on TV than you will getting someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering Who are those people I see every time I go to a show? You're too shy to ask, so we do it for you.

Who Are You?:
"Jean Longmore. President of the Hot Jazz Society. North Vancouver resident of 31 years after emigrating from Manchester, England. I'm also a dance lover; I always say dance leads to romance."

In My 9-to-5 Life I'm A:
"Grandmother. I also work part-time and do commercials for the TV, which are a lot of fun."

If You're Buying, I'll Have:
"A paralyzer".

The Best Show I Ever Saw Was:
"Singin' in the Rain".

I Wish People Would Shut Up About:
"The weather".

The Last Concert T-shirt I Bought Was:
"Tom Jones. It was years ago in Vancouver, but I am still a great fan of his and have his CDs. I just wanted to wear his T-shirt next to my heart."

In the Movie of My Life, I'd Be Played By:
"Shirley Valentine. That's what my friends call me, especially since I've just come back after having a wonderful holiday in the Mediterranean."

Is it true nobody dares to mess with you?
"Well, one night at the Hot Jazz Club, I once got a hold of an obnoxious male by the seat of his pants and threw him out on his ear. He was bigger than me, too."