C'mon, people, use your heads!
posted January 30th, 2013 at 12:46 AM
I'm directing this to you lazy turds who pull up to Walmart or Superstore at 11 pm or later and have the gall to ask. " Hey buddy, is the store open?" This while clutching a smartphone in your grubby fists, which when properly used, can direct you to Google up the store's business hours. Alternatively, you turds can actually climb out of your vehicles walk up to the store, stare at the sign which reads "store hours", and learn that for life. Also, remember, said stores were open 24 hours ONLY during the Christmas holidays, but now that it's over, and they have siphoned your money, it's back to business as usual.
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Post a CommentMartin Dunphy
Jan 30, 2013 at 3:53am
Stop hanging around deserted parking lots late at night then.
finn
Jan 30, 2013 at 2:11pm
I clean those deserted parking lots late at night
JeffR
Jan 30, 2013 at 2:28pm
Being nice and answering them is not that hard either.
aaand let go...
Jan 31, 2013 at 2:00am
get it out of your system. it's alright, buddy, we can do this... now, breaathhee... relax the muscles... relax your inner chest... relax your heart... and don't dwell on it too much! try not to let bitterness seep in to trivial, non-events like these. it'll eat you up from the insides! be a friendly neighbour if you want a more neighbourly-city.
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