It's been gnawing at me. Weird. Shameful. My ipad screen is filthy dirty. Smudged with crazy finger swirls. Dust collected in the edges. I tell myself to clean it, but somehow never find the inner strength to do it. I'll occasionally sneak a glance at someone else's screen and see it's shiny and clean. Pristine glassiness. I feel the ghost of Steve Jobs is judging me.