You lassoed my neck on Commercial Drive and I wish I punched you
posted July 2nd, 2015 at 11:07 AM
I was skateboarding down Commercial Drive and you lassoed my neck with a rope and tugged on it, which gave me whiplash and cut my hand open. Your excuse was that you were drunk. Your excuse sucks. I slapped you twice, because I was too nice to knock you out. You then said, "I know who you are." If this is true, buy me something cool as an apology. If it isn't true, punch yourself in the face and break your dumb longboard. My neck is screwed up now, thanks to you
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Post a CommentBruce
Jul 2, 2015 at 12:48pm
What you're describing is criminal assault. File a police report, TODAY.
@Bruce
Jul 2, 2015 at 1:50pm
Slightly difficult if the person doesn't know who the drunk in question is.
Bruce
Jul 2, 2015 at 1:55pm
Vancouver isn't really a big town, and the drive is even smaller.
@Bruce
Jul 2, 2015 at 5:43pm
"I slapped you twice"
He also assaulted the guy, so it's prob. best if he leaves well enough alone.
On the other hand, the VPD selectively enforce the law, so maybe he'd fare well!
Bruce's auntie Claire
Jul 2, 2015 at 6:50pm
Bruce = Narc
Dark Net
Jul 2, 2015 at 7:09pm
Go on the Deep, Dark Net and find an assassin.
Anonymous
Jul 4, 2015 at 1:15am
Find him and sue his ass..
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