Girlfriends

posted November 26th, 2015 at 2:05 AM

My best ones have been my cats fifi and cuddles - they don't call me on the phone, their complaints are minimal, never have to hear them talk about their vagina issues, and they like me for who I am without me having to change a thing except their litter box and water.

5 Comments

Also like your girlfriend..

Nov 26, 2015 at 9:21am

They secretly hate you and want to romp with the alley cat.

Actually

Nov 26, 2015 at 9:56am

Litter box and water, No Food?

Cats have caretakers not friends nor owners. You're being had, Run!!.

On no!

Nov 26, 2015 at 10:00am

You had g/fs who called you on the phone??? How fucking awful!

Yeah, and guys never complain, eh?
And never talk about their dicks, right? (We don't mind listening to your dick probs)

As for the whole 'changing' thing -Guys try to change women just as much! How many times have women had to deal with superficial shits who complain that their gfs/wives don't look like porn stars?

But that's ok OP, you just keep your bitter, clueless head up your ass.

Goodguy

Nov 26, 2015 at 5:29pm

Right on OP, got me a pair of furballs myself.
I don't mind taking care of my close friends (the few I have left) and being there when needed, but we all need something to love, to care for and be responsible for. Dogs, cats, whatever...I love them all (more so when you got nobody to love). I would have lost myself entirely without my kitty crew around for the past 13 years.

On another note, I can safely say I don't talk about my dick to any other guys. It's so disappointing I tend to not mention it at all unless I'm making fun of myself.

oh brother

Nov 27, 2015 at 6:34am

really divide and conquer of gender bias all over the net and here is neon at gs confessions - playing right into all the crap that is taking down this planet. Maybe you are gay - you claim to like pussys but hate vaginas?