Like in the movies

posted April 28th, 2016 at 3:03 PM

You know, where the adventurer archeologists find two pieces of some ancient stone puzzle and then they put those pieces together and everything gets all mystical and shit and lights start shining all over the place...well that's exactly what will happen if you would just let me put my thing in your thing. So come on already.

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Apr 28, 2016 at 9:04pm

long as your faces don't melt

Yes!

Apr 28, 2016 at 10:41pm

Let's do it!

*spreads legs wide open*

@Yes

Apr 29, 2016 at 9:13am

What should I do with my thing. Mouth or... ?

oink oink

@ @Yes

Apr 29, 2016 at 2:02pm

if you're here to hijack you should at least be funny

Like in the movies eh?

Apr 29, 2016 at 6:17pm

I remember seeing an episode of Fraser where he asks a woman out at a party and she goes home with him. So I did the same thing at a bus stop and got rejected. I handled it well, but there has to be mutual attraction. Plus he was a doctor, and I worked at Mac Donalds at the time and I was 18. Movies and TV shows give geeks false hope that they can get any woman when the reverse is very true. We cannot.

Attraction.

Apr 30, 2016 at 8:39am

I would and could on a plane,
I would and could in the rain...
I could bang you any where,
I would bang you here or there.
I have in front of a sushi place,
I have had evidence left on my face.
Stranger in a open field,
wait caution? should I yield?
Yes, I would and could,
here or there...
Way better than the movies!

@Attraction

Apr 30, 2016 at 3:06pm

wow! thanks! your porno dr seuss excited me far more than i should probably admit.

From: Attraction...

May 2, 2016 at 2:31pm

To @Attraction.
Thank you for the compliment. It made me smile and maybe even blush a little.
*all the scenarios and stories were true:)

@Attraction

May 2, 2016 at 5:17pm

ahh, i wondered if it was true. think it's not for me unfortunately. :( If my dream woman is banging people in front of sushi places, I have yet to be invited, thus the confession.