Dirty birds
posted August 21st, 2016 at 9:39 PM
My confession is that every time I hear seagulls, I think they sound like a woman having an orgasm. I probably just need to get laid, but next time you hear those sea rats cry, listen closely.
posted August 21st, 2016 at 9:39 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
I hope you got home safe as well, I cannot wait to run into you again. Til next time …
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Post a CommentWho the hell...
Aug 22, 2016 at 4:04pm
Are you having sex with?
@who the hell
Aug 23, 2016 at 9:02am
Probably someone very petite from the lower mainland of the Middle Empire
Snackster
Aug 23, 2016 at 2:09pm
They sound more like my neighbor when he cleans out his lungs every morning.
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