Personal Pampering
posted August 27th, 2016 at 9:13 PM
I secretly desire a girlfriend who's a barber, dermatologist, and masseuse all rolled into one, who wouldn't mind occasionally shaving my beard, extracting my hard to reach comedones, or rubbing my shoulders.
12 Comments
Post a CommentDesigner boyfriend
Aug 27, 2016 at 11:16pm
To each their own. I desire a man who is a chef, a sailor, a detective and yes, you gotta have a masseuse.
Yes
Aug 27, 2016 at 11:42pm
Give me friendship, cuddles and regular sex (including oral sex) and I will do all of these things for you and more. I love pampering my man.
But don't take me for granted or I will punt you.
OP
Aug 28, 2016 at 12:05pm
@Yes, oh I do believe in reciprocation and mutuality. It's not all one-sided for the people that are wondering - I did say "who wouldn't mind occasionally"; my partners always have the choice - it's only if they want to.
And if you so desired, I would shave your legs, give you a spa facial, and rub your back. And that would be in addition to friendship, cuddles, and regular sex (with abundant foreplay and oral sex).
Taking one's partner for granted would not agree with me.
Yes
Aug 28, 2016 at 1:36pm
I'd also ask you to paint my toenails.
OP
Aug 28, 2016 at 2:54pm
Done :)
Holy moly
Aug 28, 2016 at 7:32pm
where have you been all my life!
Yes
Aug 28, 2016 at 7:53pm
I'm feeling cuddly right now. Wish I could find you :p
OP
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:50am
@Yes, oh that's easy elle - post an I Saw [Read] You. :)
Yes
Aug 29, 2016 at 5:57am
Ok, I will.
Watch for it :)
Yah.....
Aug 29, 2016 at 9:30am
that is SO gross.
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