Cats and Dogs
posted July 25th, 2017 at 12:41 PM
People talk about gender expectations, but I've noticed there are pet expectations too. Try scratching a dog under its chin or patting a cat on the flank and people make all kinds of comments. What's the big deal? They're more or less built the same, so why would a dog not enjoy a chin scratch or a cat a flank pat?
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Post a CommentEvery time a dog humps your leg
Jul 25, 2017 at 7:29pm
You consent to sex automatically
Sound weird?
Sure it does.
"A flank pat"
Jul 25, 2017 at 9:17pm
I am so dropping this into every first date from now on to gauge my date's reaction. "What is your reaction to kitty flank pats?"
Yeah..
Jul 27, 2017 at 4:34pm
... and try to wipe the cat back to front and see what happens!
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