Uwe Boll, the world's most reviled film director, is now a food critic

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      Holy crap, does Uwe Boll have no shame?

      Well, obviously not, since he made Alone in the Dark.

      But still—what the fuck does he think he's doing becoming a restaurant reviewer?

      The guy's got a YouTube food review channel, and he started up a Twitter account, @WorldBestRest, where he tweets insightful banter like "Who gives a shit how great a restaurant looks if the food is bad" and "The best host on @FoodNetworkCA is @GordonRamsay!"

      Get a load of this review of the Gastown restaurant Secret Location that he posted a while back.

      "It's like, one peanut would be better," he says of the brioche, before concluding that the ostrich "feels a little dry and burnt, but it's excellent."

      The funniest part is when he gets to the dessert and says: "This looks like a dog had diarrhea—with some white fluffy stuff on top. So let me try a little."

      It think it's safe to say that Anthony Bourdain's career is not in jeopardy.

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      Steve Newton

      Dec 11, 2013 at 4:58pm

      I forgot to mention that the lighting is an improvement over some of his feature work.

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      boris moris

      Dec 11, 2013 at 7:13pm

      Bourdain is a dead animal chewing ass clown. A real mass market hump. Boll could do a better job even if he was simultaneously being eviscerated by rabid trolls.

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      Bradley

      Dec 13, 2013 at 11:28am

      People gettin' angry about Uwe Boll in 2013, right here folks.

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