Chad Kroeger to marry Avril Lavigne. Yes, really.
We're calling them "Chavril". Go ahead and use it, but remember that you read it here first.
Ahem... Canadian stars Chad "the Walking Penis" Kroeger and Avril Lavigne have announced that, after a whirlwind romance that almost no one (except for Mish Way) seemed to notice, they are getting hitched.
The Nickelback frontman and the, uh, Avril Lavigne frontwoman apparently fell for each other while they were collaborating on a song—no doubt a really, really good song. After quietly dating for six months, Kroeger proposed to Lavigne by whipping out his massive 14-inch.... er, that is, a massive 14-carat diamond. Which was presumably affixed to a ring of some kind. Hopefully the kind that goes on one's finger.>
This will be the first marriage for Kroeger, 37, and the second for Lavigne, 27, who was married to Sum 41's Deryck Whibley from 2006 to 2009.
A wedding date has not been announced, but when that blessed day comes, here's hoping Kroeger will serenade his bride with one of Nickelback's tender romantic ballads. Like this one:
Comments
21 Comments
gag my puke
Aug 21, 2012 at 8:37pm
a match made in hell
bored
Aug 21, 2012 at 9:15pm
wow. you slagged nickelback again. Really interesting and original..........
ugh
Aug 21, 2012 at 10:35pm
oh god...please,spare us.
whatAjoke
Aug 22, 2012 at 5:31am
It appears that we're all going to be on the latest episode of PUNK'D...
Taylor punt
Aug 22, 2012 at 5:36am
Chad I'm mad at u
earlnelly
Aug 22, 2012 at 9:56am
let's hope Avril's read his Playboy interview.
out at night
Aug 22, 2012 at 10:25am
Do We pronounce it 'Shavril' as the French might do, or is it a hard 'CH' sound as? Somebody please tell me quick, I wanna start throwing this one around today!
John Lucas
Aug 22, 2012 at 10:34am
"Ch-" as in "Chad".
DavidH
Aug 22, 2012 at 11:57am
This confirms what I have always suspected: Super-rich music stars don't really care what the rest of us think.
The fact that we have might have believed otherwise proves that we are dumber than they are. That would be OUR fault, not theirs.
Jan Ethan Simpkin
Aug 22, 2012 at 12:00pm
wow.
from backstage hooker hairdressers to in studio hookers with "music careers".
"hey stupid, meet fugly and rich!"
the wow factor on this is amazing, but then again, neither of them are very bright so...
I bet Mark Jowett woke Terry McBride up this morning by rolling over and screaming "NOOOOOOOO DADDY NOOOOO!!!" .