Hey kids, it's time for Random Person of the Month!

This is a Sarah I know, I know, I know, this is a Sarah I know. Hey true believers, through arbitrary and completely unfair criteria, here is the winner of the Georgia Straight Views Blog's Random Person of the Month: some girl named Sarah.

What's your name?
I think it's Sarah.

Que Sarah, que Sarah—is it true that whatever will be, will be?
Oh, no it's all planned.

Sarah, Sarah, are those storm clouds brewing in your eyes?
No, they're starships.

Sarah, poet of my heart, which would you choose: Big Mac or Fleetwood Mac? Big Mac.

What do you think of the following Sarahs:

Sara Lee: Yum.

Sarah Brightman: Amazing.

Sarah McLachlan: Does great charity work.

Sarah Harmer: Simple.

Sarah Slean: Circus Act.

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Incestuous ass kicker.

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of Weight Watchers: She's still not skinny.

Sarah Polley: BAD teeth.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Nothing without the hair and body.

Sarah Cracknell of St. Etienne: She has good humour.

Sarah Dallin of Bananarama: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Sarah Connor, character from The Terminator: Great pipes.

Sara of Tegan & Sara: Annoying.

Any other Sarah stuff you can think of?
Did you know that Sarah means Princess in Hebrew? And, I was named after Sarah in Bible because my parents waited so long for me.

What do you think makes you the best Sarah out of all the GS staff?
Because I'm the one and only...BOOYAH!

  Wish you were named Sarah? Send in a comment.