Missing my vibe
posted October 1st, 2014 at 1:40 AM
So I am away from home for a week at a convention. I was going to take my vibrator with me but was too embarrassed to because of what it would look like on the screen. Like, TSA might think it`s a bomb or something and search my bag, only to find Mr. Happy. I struggled with the decision, but decided that it`s only a week. I think I can deal with just my hand for a week.
Well, I was wrong. It`s day three and the fingers just aren`t cutting it. I never thought I`d live to see this day, but it happened - I used a banana. Next time, I`m just going to bring Mr. Happy.
14 Comments
Post a CommentREDDPILL
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:09am
I have heard that using a vibrator can make a woman less sensitive. Is this true? Maybe a break from your device would do you some good?
lol
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:17am
Funny confession, thanks for the laughs today :)
Nice Try
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:24am
you troll. As if a banana would hold up.
Turtle
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:34am
Honey, what is there to be embarrassed about? just remember to take the batteries out in case it accidentally turns on in your suitcase - your flight will be grounded.
REDDPILL
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:51am
Yes, a banana would hold up. You don't actually peel the banana, although I guess you could. You get one of those young, fresh bananas. The ones that are hard to peel and firm.
Great confession
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:59am
Thanks for the laughs. Honest and straight forward.
Organic Orgasmic
Oct 1, 2014 at 4:38pm
I hope you went organic.
I have the same dilemma
Oct 1, 2014 at 4:48pm
I actually use an innocuous everyday object as a sex toy when I travel. That's what I did before I got my first real toy. Experiment with different things. An alternative is to use food like you did. The best thing I found is a carot: right shape, tender but hard enough, and durable enough to be used for many hours. It feels almost like the real thing! (A banana tends to break because it's too soft and a cucumber too watery.) Alternativly, you can find small vibrators shaped like lipsticks for a couple of bucks on eBay. Or you could just bring your regular toy, and check in your luggage instead of carrying it on the plane. Checked-in luggages are usually never opened for domestic flights. Hope this helps! ;)
Hardcore
Oct 1, 2014 at 7:41pm
Why not just get laid. It's not difficult to achieve.
Try men.
Oct 1, 2014 at 10:36pm
Try a man , you may get a free dinner out of it too.
This would explain why most women in my neighborhood buy loads of produce and look pissed off at life.
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