The holy grail of boobs
posted November 26th, 2014 at 11:31 PM
What is success, if not to have a girlfriend with the finest breasts? For years I happily sampled a cornucopia of hangers, and even dated a woman with quite nice fake ones, which drew attention, but did nothing for me intimately. Then I came across the most amazing pair, but was denied, and now I cannot enjoy anything again. Too small, too odd, too normal. And now, as time passes I worry what chance I had is passing, and soon that holy grail of tits won't even be the same as it was, gone droopy and wrong.
27 Comments
Post a Commentboobs_aficionado
Nov 27, 2014 at 1:36am
Stay away from the spaniel ears, the rest is all right. Don't be too picky, a man should please woman with any forms (unless condition mentioned above).
We have
Nov 27, 2014 at 2:38am
the B's the V and ass to offer... Who made your berries and branch gold plated?
Nonetheless I gave you a thumbs up, mainly for your opener...actually it was well written...ridiculous, but well written...Plus I have a solid set so I didn't want to leave you hanging lol
-Ms
All breasts are wonderful.
Nov 27, 2014 at 3:01am
Grow up.
Ugghhhhh
Nov 27, 2014 at 4:33am
Can't even.... Why... That you reduce a woman's worthiness to how one small part of her body appears... Maybe you should just grow your own pair, and leave womankind in peace.
Take comfort in knowing...
Nov 27, 2014 at 6:25am
you are not alone. Many of us feel the same way about your junk. It goes both ways :)
Natty
Nov 27, 2014 at 7:45am
Valuing breasts above anything else in a woman, you do deserve to be alone. But the good news is that you can watch Jamie Lee Curtis remove her bra in "Trading Places" and dream about those which you will never have.
And...
Nov 27, 2014 at 9:40am
What do you have to offer in return?
Another boob fan
Nov 27, 2014 at 11:09am
Fake doesn't work for me; I prefer natural ones. I agree that the droopy, low hanging ones are a turn-off. On the subject of natural, I also prefer bush over none, but I digress. Happy hunting.
Another boob fan (correction)
Nov 27, 2014 at 11:11am
Left out a word. Should be, "*But* I agree that the droopy, low hanging ones..."
Asked for it!!!!
Nov 27, 2014 at 12:01pm
The word sexy is often used by women to empower themselves so this is a result. Men objectify female as consequence and then they are blames by women for falling into their hypocritical traps. And the kicker is a women fall for and misread these types of serial booty chaser dudes because they are seen as challenges, confident or having something going on when in fact almost all have nothing going on, are single dimensional.
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