to the person who came up onto my patio

posted June 2nd, 2015 at 11:52 AM

and stole the cushions right off my chairs, you're an asshole. I rent and am as broke as the next Vancouverite. I live where I do because I'm a 35 year old man who needs a roommate in order to be able to live in Vancouver. I bought those chairs and cushions off Craigslist 2 years ago because I couldn't afford new ones. Now you stole them and you're a dick. I'm losing interest in people. People try to say to see the good every day, but the good in society is getting less and less. Fuck you cushion stealer. You suck.

13 Comments

I wouldn't feel bad...

Jun 2, 2015 at 1:12pm

Think about this. You've been passing gas through those cushions for 2 years, I feel sorry for the poor loser who stole them. Go buy a cheap replacement.

Natty

Jun 2, 2015 at 1:43pm

I wonder if it's the same loser who stole my patio umbrella 2 years ago? Going after a full set maybe.

Probably the same sob...

Jun 2, 2015 at 2:01pm

Who stole my chair also!! definitely going for the set it seems...

Fat Guy

Jun 2, 2015 at 5:23pm

And he (she) took my crappy but perfectly workable old bike. But don't give in to the dark side. Lots of good people outnumber the jerks, even if it doesn't seem that way.

Mrjim374

Jun 2, 2015 at 5:49pm

Probably riding your bike wearing the shimano bike shoes stolen off my porch in the middle,of the night

it was. ..

Jun 2, 2015 at 7:18pm

....probably drunk kids man. Like T.Swift says "shake it off"

Mea Culpa

Jun 2, 2015 at 9:25pm

Sorry everybody, I have a disease. I am writing this as I lounge on my newly furnished patio after a ride around Stanley Park. The Shimano bike shoes are a little on the snug side though. What's your return policy?

Sent from my iStolePad

Tdog

Jun 3, 2015 at 5:40am

i wonder if the took my potted plants I put out the other day as well. This patio is starting to shape up!

It's common. And it sucks.

Jun 3, 2015 at 9:13am

My friend owns a house in East Van, and has security cameras covering the front and back yards. They have witnessed and recorded people brazenly entering their back yard to steal items. Amazing how some people think they can go and take whatever they want from people's homes.