You suggested that we compare notes and that your pros and cons list weren't quite as intricate as roommate matrices. My time was up at the table next to yours and I had to run. I avoided asking for your name and number. Maybe the Georgia Straight will come to the rescue... I wonder why someone would pee on their laptop. I think you're completely right that it was orchestrated by his subconscious mind. I'm trying to figure out how to get him to tell it. I feel like there's a youtube video in there somewhere waiting to get out. Who writes in purple?